(Stole this from: toxickfreakshow)
1. List your top ten favourite men in football (only if you really, really can’t think of anyone else you can name someone outside of this)
2. Answer all the questions listed.
3. Reblog.
01. John Terry
02. Xabi Alonso
03. Frank Lampard
04. Steven Gerrard
05. Carlos Bocanegra
06. Phillipp Lahm
07. Bastian Schweinsteiger
08. Diego Lugano
09. Lionel Messi
10. Mesut Özil
So, what do you like most about 2?
Everything. No, kidding. His red haired beard.
If you could do anything to 4, what would it be?
Give him a kiss, just like Xabi Alonso did. And afterwards, bite his ear.
Who would you choose between 5 and 7?
Carlos Bocanegra. Always, i mean, have you looked at him?
Out of a ten, how much would you rate 1?
9.9
What do you find most attractive about 1?
His ability to be a completly awful husband at the same time be the most adorable guy ever, especially with his kids (an Frank Lampard!)
If you could go out with 3, what type of date would you go on?
Any type that make me go shop for clothes for him, or you know, tear them apart. I really hate his clothes. He’s so much better off without it.
If 8 was a type of season, which season would he be?
Summer. I mean, the colour of his hair, obviously being the sun and his blue eyes, being a blue clear sky in a summer day. *sighs*
Why is 10 is not higher up your list?
Probably because people would have killed me if i did. I think they’ll probably kill me anyway, for just mentioning me, but he’s so much more prettier than people realize. Leave Özil alone!
So what does 10 have to do to be brought higher up?
A plastic surgery to correct whatever is going on with his eyes. And never dye his hair again.
What would be the ideal situation for you for 2 and 4?
A Threesome! OBVIOUSLY!
Which two people would you want to be stuck with on a desert island?
John Terry and Schweini. I mean, party all the time. Wouldn’t even feel lost.
Marry, shag or kiss - 4, 6, 8.
Marry - Lahm
Shag - Lugano
Kiss - Gerrard
What do you hate most about 7?
His platinum blonde hair. Ever since, he dyied back to a normal colour, I’ve liked more and more. Specially after finding out he’s a extremely funny guy.
Have you ever thought about how you’ll react when you meet 3?
I’d probably play it cool, ask for a picture and an autograph. If he was alongside Terry, i’d probably have a heart attack.
Have you seen 1 and 2 together on tv before?
No. Sadly. But i’m gonna, someday. Maybe even in person. Ahhh to dream.
Have you ever dreamed about 6?
No never. He’s very cute and well behaved to be in my dreams.
Who would you take to a prom/ball with you?
Xabi Alonso. I mean, the guy is definition of a prince.
Cuddle, glomp or kiss - 1, 3, 5.
Cuddle: Lampard
Glomp: Bocanegra
Kiss: Terry
If you could give anything to 9, what would it be?
My number! [2]
Out of all of them - who would you:
Kick? Bocanegra
Kiss? Gerrard
Pinch cheeks? Phillipp Lahm
Run away with? Xabi Alonso
Act like an idiot with? Schweini
Cry on? Messi
Take to see your parents? Xabi
Bungee jump with? Terry
Cross dress with? Lampard
Swap lives with for a day? Lampsie.
